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Used to describe an asian male's small, twig-like genitalia.
Hey Mike, check out woo's pine splint!
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Rotator Splint is a mythical engine part.
I'm afraid I have some bad news.
You seem to be having problems with the...rotator splint.
The engine runs good now, but not for long.
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An apparatus used so that a flaccid dick can be used for sex
I couldn't get it up so I made a dick splint
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A splint dick occurs when someone can't get an erection on their own and attempts to fool the girl into thinking they're hard by tying two Popsicle sticks to either side of their penis like a splint
Robert ate too much spaghetti and couldnt get a boner, but still fooled Linda with his splint dick
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A veteran move to say the least. Often used after a long night of alcohol consumption. When a gentleman's erection is non-existent, he places his index finger under his limp noodle to "splint" it in order to succesfully guide it into his partners vagina in hope that once inside, he will wake up and perform.
"Man I was so wasted last night that I had to go with the finger splint. Even then I couldn't get it up! Needless to say, I was embarassed.....but not as much as she was!"
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Similar to shin splints, a chin splint is any injury of the chin, jaw, mouth, or tongue that has been suffered as a result of performing fellatio or cunnilingus.
"Babe, I can't go down on you tonight, I'm suffering hella chin splints."
1. A complete moron
2. Sexual Incompetence
1. You're such a Splint Dick, I can't believe you fucked up you leg again.
2. "You're such a Splint Dick."
"Why am I a Splint Dick?"
"This is the fourth time you couldn't get it up...pathetic."
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