Splonge

To clear an inner ear blockage that is causing unusual auditory phenomena, such as popping sounds or a feeling of being under water.

My ear's doing that thing again, I need to get it splonged.

Sounds like there's an Earwig living in there, do you think it will eat my brain if I don't get it splonged quickly?

Splong Head

When someone is a baaad gimp

"ELLIE IS A SPLONG HEAD"
"DANNY IS A SPLONG (HEAD)"