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A motha' fuckin' kitchen utensil you use to fucking eat food, you unintelligent drop-out fucks.
I took a motha' fuckin' spoon out of the drawer.
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Affectionate cuddling where the man lays behind the woman, usually with both people being in a fetal-type position and arms wrapped onto the woman's chest.
My girl always wants to spoon, but I just wanna fork!
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A phrase popularized by Keanu Reeve's character Neo in The Matrix, acting as a turning point for Neo's mentality regarding the reality of the Matrix.
'There is no spoon' implies that, despite all visual, physical, or mental evidence to the contrary, the thing in question does not exist.
A man walking in the desert sees an oasis appear as from nowhere. "There is no spoon." And he walks away.
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"Dude, I just saw Bigfoot! Man, he was right there!"
"There is no spoon."
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a funny way to insult people when they do silly things. it is most commonly used at the alpine school in T3 2019.
“you’re late for headcount? you absolute spoon!”
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Dick hard on the butt, titty in your hand, kiss her neck, hell yeah.
Guy: I went spooning with my wife last night
Shopper: really?
Guy: hell yeah
Shopper: hell yeah
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A form of affection between a couple. Where the man lays front to back with the girl. They fit together like spoons.
Kevin and Michelle spooned all night!
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