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When the spellings/pronounciation of a sentance move around slightly.
Let us drink to the dear old queen!
Let us drink to the queer old dean!
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A humourous phrase where the first letters of 2 parts are reversed. Named after Rev. Spooner.
"This way Madam, and I'll sew you to your sheets" (= show you to your seats).
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Transposing inappropriate begginnings on two different words.
Jordan made the ultimate spoonerism today when he said, "They were ligging the erections."
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When you and your girl are spooning, and you just yank down her pants and start banging from the spooning position.
last night my girl wanted to just snuggle before bed. I said f**k that and gave her the spooner.
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people who make up the spoonkid fanbase
"whats up spooners?" -spoonkid
- the unintentional transportation of sounds or of parts of words in speaking
"half-warmed fish"
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"half-formed wish"
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Small town in Wisconsin, population 2653 (including the cows). Full of nothing but strung out potheads, stuck-up preps, and people who will never leave. Rumors spread like wildfire, and probably exceed the population. Not much to do, and nothing much to look forward to.
"I'm so sick of this small town drama"
"Well... you do live in Spooner"
"I want to go to a good college!!"
"Dude, you're not going anywhere living here."
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