Spoony is a highly offensive swear word originating from Iran. It refers to an especially hairy individual, with the implication that during the conception of this individual some sperm spilt onto a rug on the floor. The father, not wishing his semen to go to waste, uses a spoon to return the semen to its rightful position, but, in so doing, unwittingly transfers some hair from the rug. Thus, the resulting individual is especially hairy.
Dude, have you seen Hugh Jackman's chest? He's totally spoony.
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An "Individual', under the age of 13, that simply sits on his/her ass all day and grinds Runescape. This individual also tends to stream to his 5 botted viewers/fans. Along with these characteristics, the user also tends to only have a maximum of 3 real friends, the rest are people he/she works for as their bitch or payed for.
You are the biggest fucking spoonis ever!
Fucking anything really mate its quite booky
Scott- look over there man.
Jord- thats pretty fucking spoony bro
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When something is found to be weird or trippy usually by someone who is on a lot of drugs.
Spoony things can cause a person to spoon out. (spooning out)
You can also refer to a person as a 'spooner' if they are acting spoony.
Seriously, why is eveyrone in this club wearing glasses...I'm spooning out so much
Stop being such a spooner, Janey
That is the spooniest fuking thing...everyone wis wearing really spoony masks.
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An "Individual', under the age of 13, that simply sits on his/her ass all day and grinds Runescape. This individual also tends to have many pussy like characteristics so is also known as a PUSSY.
You are the biggest fucking spoonis ever!
Term used towards Somalian people who try to act tough
Yo bro look at these spoonies๐ what are they doin itโs embarrassing
A satisfying, comforting feeling that arises when, two or more elements fit together perfectly, or a cavity is filled completely by an inversely proportionate object.
Two people lying in bed, their bodies perfectly aligned, one slightly smaller cupped into the curve of the other. That's spoony.
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