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Originating in the 1974 cinematic masterpiece The Black Godfather. Don Chastain, in his brilliant role as druglord Tony Burton, tells Lt. Joe Sterling (Duncan McLeod) that "it's time to teach that spoot the facts of life about my territory." Of course, the 'spoot' he is speaking of is none other than the immaculate actor Rod Perry, starring as J.J., who is black.

Spoot is obviously a term for any black person on the planet, quite possibly derogatory.

Joe: I just watched Coach Carter last night.
Jane: Really? How was it?
Joe: It had the most spoots per capita I've ever seen in a single film.
Jane: Wow...

by Rory & Vince July 5, 2006

68๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spoot

Stupid;Dumb;Doesn't know what's goin on....

You stupid Spooting spootyheaded spoot head! You don't know anything!

by Sarah March 6, 2004

24๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


spoot

Originating in the March 6th 2008 SSC I Hate This Guild's SSC run. Canadian born Klezleburg's attempt at pronouncing the english word "Spout" as in "Water Spout".

Klezleburg: Becarefull of Lurkers Spoot!
Guild: Do you mean Spout?
Klezleburg: SPOOT! SPOOT!

by Jbals316 March 7, 2008

18๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spoot

Spoot. v. To fart while releasing sperm from the anus. Frequently experienced for periods of up to six hours after the conclusion of bareback anal sex.

Spoot is a compound word comprised of sperm and toot, similar to shart (shit + fart).

R: I'm spooting!
D: Ewwwww.... and you're not even wearing underwear!
R: Sheesh, I'm on the toilet.

As a noun:
D: Dear Lord, that was a massive spoot! Do you need a tissue?
R: I need a twat mop.

by Dr. Awesome Man February 6, 2010

18๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


spoot

noun -
~nickname for one you have affection for, especially a boyfriend or girlfriend
~used mostly by girls, but it is acceptable for a guy to call his girlfriend a spoot (it is suggested that he be sure she will not understand it with the older definition, which replaces cuss words)

Girl to boyfriend - "You are a crazy spoot ;)"

by CDragon April 27, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


spooting

The act of a dog dragging its butt across the ground by pulling itself forward with its front paws.

We gave our dog some chicken wings for dinner and we later caught him spooting across the good rug.

The damn dog won't stop spooting across our new carpet.

by Homer21 February 4, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


spoot

Spoot is semen. Angry beavers are overly red, chafed vaginas. I've never heard of this show, but I know these words, and I have a feeling the creators of the show were putting us on with not-so-in-jokes.

Verb- Hot females make me spoot.
Noun- You got spoot all over the couch.

by Darius Sunofovich December 24, 2004

18๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž