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the act of spooning and forking at the same time. rather hard to do, i might add. in simpler terms... making out, cuddling, and having sex all at the same time.
not to be confused with the utensil spork
~dude, pass me that spork over there.
~i sporked your mom last night...
~SHUT UP
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when one person illegally spoons another person while they are already asleep/passed out. On the street its referred to simply as, "spoon rape."
Tory: (waking up and realizing) Alex!? Were you sporking me last night!?
Alex: Ahahaha Hell yeah I wasn't going to sleep on the floor!
Hank:(From his bed across the room) Ahahaha You spoon raped her! Sneak-a-spooning is a risky maneuver that could have easily backfired glad you didn't wake up with a blackeye!
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the act of spooning that occurs before or after sexual intercourse.
two people spoon, one gets turned on then they have sex.
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The act of spooning with a one-legged individual, involving the intertwining of the three legs.
It turns out the guy only had one leg, so after we had sex we just started sporking for a while, cause we couldn't exactly spoon with one three collective legs, ya know?
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abbreviation for simultaneous porking.
simultaneous meaning two people porking their desired mates at the same time....more specifically on bunk beds.
did you have fun sporking last night? yeah but the bunk beds were super squeaky.
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The act of spooning and forkng at the same time. When a male and female are laying in each other like a spoon, but with their legs crossed resembling the fork.
"Why didn't you answer your phone last night?"
Chill i was sporking with my gf
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When three people are cuddling together. Kind of like spooning but since there are three people it's like the prongs of a spork.
Sarah, Tom, and Ashley we're sporking last night on Sarah's bed.
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