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A Lady, Woman or Girl that thinks it's a turn on to fuck all of the british army whilst on a night out. The Squaddy Mattress earn their keep by getting free drinks from the from the unsuspecting soldier in return for back ally action.
"Lets get out of here this place is full of Squaddy Mattress's"
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Washing face, pits and privates only instead of the full wah down in a shower, to save time, washing the essentials only.
'Come on mate, where off out on the lash!' your mate says, all dolled up, 'hang on' you say, 'give me a sec to have a quick "squaddie shower."
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A squaddy mattress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.
"That Laura is a right squaddy mattress she's shagged 17 of them!"
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1. 'Squaddie Syndrome' is a term coined by Britsh Civilian and Military personnel used to describe soldiers of certain pyschological outlooks after the Iraq Invasion of 2003.
Soldiers who return from active duty with idea that they have 'seen it all, done it all'. The term is mostly used to describe those personnel who have seen what is often described as 'the Horrors of War' i.e. the death of fellow soldiers. These soldiers suffering from 'Squaddie Syndrome' will often exclaim that they are afraid of nothing...that seeing people die means they are able to make executive decisions over civialians simply because of what they have witnessed.
2. The term 'Squaddie Syndrome' has also extended beyond the military and into other areas of the public and private sector. It is used nowadays to describe anyone who insists they know everyhting therte is to know about their job, because of quasi-major incidents, when really the incident in question is anything other than major.
KEY: S = Soldier C- Civilian
C1: "Having Swine Flu is Horrible!"
S= "Having Swine Flu is nothing compared to what we had to do"
C = Yeah but you knew what you were signing up for. Man, youo have serious Squaddie Syndrome
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A girl who likes to have sexual encounters with members of the armed forces, usually from the army. More often than not during/after a night out when they’ve just met them.
A lot of girls in Darlington are squaddie mattresses, they like the boys from Catterick Garrison!
A young girl, usually a teenager or young adult, who goes around and has sex with squaddies.
She will usually hang around public places, such as shopping centres or fast food restraunts, on occasions outside the army camp, and will get picked up by random men and have sex with them.
that girl is such a slag , a total squaddie basher
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A female who like to have sexual intercourse with squaddies.
Usually have sexual intercourse in bushes and old mattress in woods.
Originated in front of McDonald’s
‘ She’s a right squaddie mattress’