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A slang term referring to a mans penis.
Rufus tried to get me to go down on his pearl squirter. I told him he best talk to his hand because my mouth wasn't listening!
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A term for Cole's fantasy realized in a blob of lard in which he will inseminate.
Damn he got the iron squirter
When someone squirts shit like a stream coming out of a water hose
Bro 1: Dayum bro I should of not brought that hooker over to my house she had a shitty squirter all over my living room carpet.
Bro 2: Dayum bro that's nasty
Nipples that point towards the ground (ants are usually on the ground). Commonly found on female breast that aren’t perky or men with man boobs.
“Look at her ant squirters”
“At what age did they turn into ant squirters?”
“I hope my boobs never turn into ant squirters”
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When you are fucking a grossly overweight girl and you jerk off in her belly button. You then squeeze the sides of her stomach together and make the cum squirt up like the movie Alien.
I gave that nasty bitch the ol Alien Squirter
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a woman of special talents, which is able to squirt cum from her cooter, which is the ultimate orgasim for a woman, due to the fact of having to change the sheets after intercourse.
Last night my wife became know as the cooter squirter when I made her orgasim so hard that she soaked our sheets.
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One whose personality overflows so much it squirts out. She has the amazing ability to make the most innocent comment smutty. This 'verbal ejaculate' takes everyone by surprise, much like the act itself.
Wongy - "Are you putting in for the boss' gift Squirter Sumerta?"
Squirter - "Matt will put it in for me?!?!"
Squirter - "I am upset that I have touched myself again because its made such a mess!"
Squirter - "I have white stuff all over my crotch and bum!!"
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