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While many Americans will simply call whipped cream in a can “whipped cream”, hilariously, parts of the UK call it “squirty cream”.
Where I live, Youtube blocks any mention of squirty cream from search results and google’s search engine is just really weird about the term.
#freesquirtycream
Guy 1: Hey mate, could you pass the squirty cream
Guy 2: ok
Guy 1: Thanks
Guy 1 then proceeds to spray squirty cream on his ice cream.
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The sexual act of the woman having explosive diarrhea on the mans penis, using the fecal matter as lubricant, then proceeding to have rough vaginal sex.
I slipped Jenny laxatives in her orange juice at lunch, when we get to her house we can squirty patertie.
When you have such bad diarrhea it squirts out being wet and even making noise.
"Tom had Hershey Squirties last night!"
When you fall asleep after drinking too much and wake up with your butt cheeks glued together because you sharted in your sleep or straight shit yourself.
I had the dirty squirties this morning...
What happens when a man ejaculates inside a woman who then proceeds to squirt afterwards.
Also a British term for what the Americans call Whipped Cream in a can.
Ginger was horrified to find that Neil was covered in Squirty Cream after she climaxed on top of him.
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When your bowel movements are both painful and 100% liquid, you are suffering from squirty bottoms. Also known as 'cappuccino ass' as your ass will hiss and froth during the movement.
(a) Every time I eat take and bake pizza from the grocery store I end up with a horrendous case of squirty bottoms.
(b) Fred's toes curled and his whole body was racked with pain as the hot and frothy excrement spewed forth from his ass. Just before he felt as if he was going to vomit he wondered what gave him such a bad case of squirty bottoms.
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British for Whipped Cream. A light and fluffy cream traditionally stored in a can, which upon pressing the dispenser at the top the cream will be dispersed.
"Oi mate, pass the squirty cream?"
"Sure"
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