squonking

Middle aged balding men who like to finger small holes filled with either plastic but prefer silicone, they then suck on the tip of an affixed tube that produces vapour

Steve and Lee love to squonk,... They're always at it fingering their holes,... Constantly squonking

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Squonk

The high pitched sound of a river otter

Did you hear his squonk?!

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squonks

A squonks is a person with a relatively high pitched voice, A squonks is usually a little person that plays online games such as fortnite, people use this as an insult towards the little kids online.

Squonks : "hey guys can you drop me that gold pump"
Man 1: "SHUT UP YOU SQUONKS CUNT"
Man 2: "FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFF"

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Bum squonk

A person or persons who have such a deep seated love for vaping they squonk (the act of squeezing a bottle on a vape to shoot e-liquid onto the vaporising coil above) e-liquid into the rectal cavity to achieve pleasure from the sudden and dangerous rush of nicotine.

Typically done in the same way an enema is administered but with less liquid.

Did you hear Tyrone passed out last night, apparently he over did it on the bum squonk and is still farting vape clouds.

Squonk

The gay friend.

You're such a squonk bro!

Lebanese Squonk

When a man ejaculates into a woman, then she spins around in a circle of women until the cum shoots out onto someone’s face

Guy #1 : I heard you got it on with Jessica last night
Guy #2 : Yeah, it was only so she could do the Lebanese Squonk

Squonk bollock

A term used to describe someone who is an absolute idiot or someone who has said something so stupid that there’s no other response possible to fit the description

“I always thought that u could walk on your hands”

“Omg you squonk bollock”