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The stance one assumes in order to brace for the sudden start of a subway or train. A good subway stance makes holding onto handrails unnecessary. Styles include, but are not limited to:
The "Cowboy" (wide legged, forming tunnel with legs)
The "Sprinter" (formation of a triangle with the body, hands on the ground, feet on the ground, stomach in the air)
THe "Doggystyle" (assume doggystyle position)
THe "beanstalk" (anchoring foot under seat or luggage to avoid falling)
Dan- "Wow, look at that guy ride the subway! He doesn't hold on to the handrails at all! How doesn't he fall?"
CHristina-"He is an experience subway rider, and by consequence he has perfected a solid subway stance"
Dan-"THATS THE COOLEST THING EVER"
A euphemism for a homosexual, especially one who is closeted.
This is coined from the transparent defense of Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho), to charges of disorderly conduct, stemming from his apparent solicitation of an undercover officer, underneath the partition of a restroom stall.
Prior to pleading guilty, Sen. Craig attempted to explain his behavior by claiming that his shoe touched the officer's underneath the partition because he had a "wide stance", when going to the bathroom.
Genevieve is really crushing hard on the varsity QB. Someone should tell her that the dude has a wide stance.
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The stance typically employed by guitarists. It consists of spreading the legs about a little past shoulder width and bending the knees slightly. Often employed by any musician that plays any music that involves headbanging.
Dick Lovgren's Power Stance is at least six feet wide.
That guitarists Power Stance looks like a workout.
That crab-core Power Stance does not look good at all.
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The way someone stands to hide their boner in public. The person stands slightly hunched over, enough for people not to wuestion why he is doing it, and to hide the boner. This is usually paired with a pelvic twist and one leg forword to push the front of the pants away from your dick. everybody knows exactly what your doing, but i guess its better than showing it full on.
during gym class......
Jer- hey ben look at wes's boner stance, he totally has a hard on
ben-hahaha omg lol, thats hilarious
wes- (walks to teacher) can i go to the locker room
ben-ahaha hes gonna be in there for a while!
jer-that was the most obvious boner stance, he was too hunched over
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When you hold your significant other firmly around the waist. Used at all times (Sitting, standing, walking, etc) and is a genuine sign of affection. Hold is usually so strong that it turns the other person to an awkward angle.
"Dude, I guess he's pretty serious with her, I mean he had her in the Mayhugh Stance throughout the whole party."
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What unattractive guys must assume in order to get women. Also, what "alpha males" assume over "beta males" they don't like.
Could a fat guy get chicks if he maintained a Stance of Dominance?
I think OP is trying to assume a Stance of Dominance over George.
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