standard

Used to enforce impact on sentences of meaning.

Can be used the same way that some people finish a sentence with "full stop!".

person 1. you aint coming in! standard!

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standard

something that is ok, it's not heavy (good) and it's not long (bad), it's just standard.

friend: that car is so heavy
other friend: nah, that car is whack man, it's long
me: i think it's standard

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standard

what you call back at Kentucky Fried Chicken when a customer orders coleslaw and mashed potatoes as their sides for their meals

customer-"i want a breast meal original with mash gravy and coleslaw"
employee- "to go breast meal original standard!"

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standard

1. Colloquial name for the penis

2. One standard drink

Boony has a 43-inch standard

Chuck us a standard, mate

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standard

The most ballinest mother fucker who ever lived!!!

T-mart: wheres standard at?
D: I think he went up stares to get Lo's shoes from alterations.

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Standard

A term used to describe something that is so ordinary and expected to be like that, no one should expect otherwise.

Taz: I may be about 3 hours late to our 1 hour date.... So I may not actually make it at all.

Me: standard

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Standards

1) An illusion(s) or a figment of the imagination created in order to prevent you from getting laid.

2) A shallow state of mind that could result in not getting laid and or a cock block of ones bro(s). This is state of mind that should be ignored and disregarded at all cost.

Dan: "I don't know if I can fuck her she's pretty ugly"
Steve: "Oh Dan you're not gonna score with standards, so what if she's bigger than a bus."

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