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an overrated item for 5 year olds.
person 1 : omg is that a stanley cup?!
person 2 : yeah. and since you don't have one we can't be friends. i'm going to be friends with people who actually have stanleys at the playground.
Its a big cup with two much hype. Its a 40Oz cup that got recalled because of a lead issue. It was originally made in the early 1900s and is now in common with mostly white women. They have a craze in the late 2023 early 2024.
Sarah: I got my new stanley cup!
Literally everyone: WHO NEEDS THAT MUCH GOD DAMN WATER
A cup that for some reason so many people want (thanks to TikTok, of course) that they literally camped outside of Target just to get this stupid cup. Oh, and by the way, these cups sold out in less than 4 minutes flat.
I got a Stanley cup because I waited outside of Target since 1:30am.
The new Yeti and Hydroflask. Every basic white chick has to have it. Overpriced cup that everyone wants for some reason.
White Chick: Have you seen the new Stanley Cups there so cute. Will you get me one, babe?
Babe: Are you kidding me? A stupid cup isn't worth that much!
A cup.. Normally anyways. In a certain school its definition has been rewritten to be : A deadly weapon to be used to commit blunt force trauma on the skull.
This kid said he wanted to fight me. Little does he know, i've got a Stanley Cup in my backpack waiting on him.