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when you staple someone's balls to their forehead.
you so gay, ima give you a stapler
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Referring to a black person "porch monkey".
Most staplers are black in general. Also can be know as: Stape; or Baby Stape for younger blacks.
Black person: "Ay yo waddup gangsta."
White person: "Damn staplers are taking over the city."
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When two or more friends wish to go to a sporting event (in particular an NFL game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Buffalo Bills) and one of your friends refuses to go. This friend will also give seemingly valid reasons why no one should attend the event.
I want us all to go to the Bills game, but David Buchnea is being such a useless cock stapler!
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Someone who staples their papers so poorly that the teacher gets pissed and calls them out
Ted stapled his papers 5 times, so the teacher called him a stupid stapler.
Someone who wants to get you in bed purely to cause immense pain to the penis or scrotum
Jeez that girl Kim is a proper dick stapler
Similar to a rug that really ties the room together, the red swingline stapler is a coveted possession or ideological, which when taken, may cause arson.
"Red stapler"
-Milton
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Someone who takes too long with a stapler
Mike you damn stapler nazi! hurry the fuck up!
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