Staunch

When someone comes by you or from behind and goes "KSSSSSS!" or "TSSSSSSS" really loud and sharp.

The sound is hard to explain but is easy to do (make a 'k' sound immediately followed with a long (1 second) 's' sound). At the same time you have to sort of quickly lunge your face towards theirs so it scares them more adding to the sound.

Also to make it easier for you, pretend to be talking to someone that is relatively behind the person you are going to staunch so that you will be a tad closer to the staunchee so that they will have less reaction time (they will sometimes have time to see you begin the staunch and start to duck straight away).

If you obviously see them flinch or blink massively then you yell "STAAAUUNCHEEDD!!!" and laugh loud.

Chit : "blahblahblah tom blah-KSSSSSSSS!!"
Staunchee: *mad flinches or something*
Chit: "STAAUUNCHEEDD!!!"

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Staunching

To Staunch

This haapens in many nightclubs especially in Australia and New Zealand, where steroid bloated body builders stand around with their arms crossed and flexed shouldering anyone who walks past.

The music was great last night but those fags kept staunching me everytime I walked past.

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staunch

curb-stomp; stomp on ones head; to absolutely crush with the sole of a foot/boot/shoe

I put on my staunching boots and staunched the cunt because he was chattin' shit

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Staunch

To walk loudly with purpose

They were staunching

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staunch

slang term meaning something good or even great, word commonly used by collective 'the staunchinos'

that Gig was staunch kid

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Staunching

When one smokes with the intent of taking a break and then continuing on later that day/night. Staunching is pre-gaming but the alcohol is replaced with marijuana.

Hey we are staunching tonight, come on and get high.

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staunch

A long walk in which the participants aim to reach a final destination and who are usually heavily intoxicated.

We had to staunch home after that party.

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