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The place where all brokeback fellas, take their partners
for tube steak
Jimmi and I are going to the Brokeback Steakhouse
wanna cum ?....
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An "Australian"-style "steak house" which is horribly overpriced. When you enter, they're usually packed, so you'll have to wait 1 hour until somebody leaves and frees up a table, all the while starving to death. Once you actually manage to reserve a table, don't be surprised to find that the restaurant's staff have forgotten to clean it. Next, you'll have to wait another 15 minutes until a waiter/waitress can attend to you. The Outback Steakhouse sports a large, varied menu, including disgusting, dry or undercooked steaks, various beverages (aka alcohol), skimpy salads, expensive desserts and other foods which aren't Australian. There are also sides of cheesy fries which are admittedly pretty good. After taking your order, you'll have to wait another 40 minutes for your order to arrive, whether it be salad or a steak, because the workers are lazy and don't give a crap as long as you leave them a tip. Once your order arrives, enjoy it, yada yada yada. Fortunately, if you get food stuck between your teeth, there is a toothpick dispenser near the door (which will most likely be empty). That's the Outback Steakhouse in a nutshell.
Too lazy to cook yourself? Come to the Outback Steakhouse and buy our $100 steaks!
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A sexual act in which a female sucks and jerks off 4 or more men. The men blow their loads into a large pot and the resulting mixture is simmered over a flame. The men each then dip their ball sacs into the pot of jiz and the girl sucks it off of them. This dipping and sucking proceeds until the pot is empty.
Me and my bros got wasted last night and met this totally nasty girl. She said she was down so we did a Mongolian Steakhouse!
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an overpriced restaurant where the managers require the servers to wait several minutes to ring in your entre' order so you have "time" in between course, thus leading to ridiculously long wait times, before and after you're seated. Not only that, but the servers don't wash their hands.
Friend: Why did you quit Outback Steakhouse?
Me: because that restaurant and their practices are disgusting and I find it's morally wrong to continue to serve people food from that establishment.
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To do this, you will need three guys and one girl. They will need something to tie he hands behind her back, or handcuffs. Once her arms are placed behind her back, she should lay face down on the floor. Two of the men then put their dicks in her ass, using A-1 steak sauce as a lube. The other man will take a t-bone or any other kind of steak and begin rubbing her face with it. When one or both of the men claim they are nearly finished, the man with the meat will start smacking her with it in the face. Start softly, then let it turn a lot more hard on her. When both men are finshed, the meat man will then feed her the meat. It is very proper if the woman leaves a few dollars for a tip.
Mark's Girlfriend Crystal is really into going to the Detroit Steakhouse. Mark has no idea she goes though.
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A small ARG that follows a serial killer and the horrific tragedies involved. Two games are said to come out that have been confirmed, Grimm's Steakhouse and Home Invasion.
Person 1: Hey you, Ever heard of Grimm's Steakhouse?
Person 2: No, what the hell is that?
Person 1: It's an expansive ARG that has yet to be solved.
Person 2: That sounds lame as fuck.
A somewhat slang term for McDonald's..
Dude, I'm hungry. Is there an MC Steakhouse around? I'm having a Big Mac attack.