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When you hate something as much as you hate your stepdad
William Haynes," I have stepdad issues with the media."
A guy who allowed the passing of time to ravage his once great physique but eventually decided to lay off the beers and do a little bit of lifting to attract Cougars like your mom.
"Bro, you have to hit the gym, your starting to get a dad bod."
"You see these guns? I got a stepdad bod, at least!"
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Like a dad joke, but even more lame.
"There's a 45 cent concert tomorrow...50 Cent and Nickelback!"
*STEPDAD JOKE ALERT*
A great rock band made by Alexander 'Pubey' Finch; that wrote and sung the songs 'Therapy Makes You Hotter' and 'God'.
Man 1: Wow! I love God by Stepdad Advice!
Man 2: Not as much as I like cranking 90s on the lads!
a fire ass rapper from the raq
your stepdad the goat, he made "2muchfaith"
When you hate something as much as you would hate your stepdad
"The media is terrible! It's giving me stepdad issues!"
When you hate something as much as you hate your stepdad.
William: I got stepdad issues with the media.
Daren: What the fuck could that possibly mean?
William: I know it has to be there and I understand my mom loves it. But I hate it.
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