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Stephen Harper is the name assigned to the current Prime Minister, although it is only used by people that respect him. Decent Canadian folk call him Harpo or other names with Nazi origins. He used to be part of the Reform Party (even though he was born in Toronto) and is currently the leader of their Canada-wide subsidiary, the Conservative Party. People flirted with this evil and dangerous party in the 2006 and 2008, and Harpo used this time to start picking apart his worst enemy, the Canadian social safety net. In 2011, he committed an electoral fraud even greater than that of George W. Bush in 2000. Now, Harpo is the unquestionable and fearless Supreme Ruler of Canada, with 167 true blue (and green) Reformacon MPs doing as he says.
In case you actually wanted an unbiased definition...
Stephen Harper is a Toronto native that somehow turned into an angry Westerner. In 1993, he was elected as a backbench Reform MP and created the slogan "the West wants in". He left the Hill in 1997 to become head of the National Citizens' Coalition. In 2002 he headed the Canadian Alliance and merged it with the failing Progressive Conservative Party into the modern Conservative Party. He won elections in 2006, 2008, and 2011, winning a majority government in the latter.
Using lies, schemes, cons (no pun intended), deceptions, evasion, libel, slander, and tall tales, Stephen Harper has fearlessly led Canada through our worst years since the Mulroney days. RIP democracy 1867-1984, 1993-2006.
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Leader of Her Majesty's Loyal Opposition in Canada's House of Commons. Member of the Privy Council. Economist. Leader of the Conservative Party of Canada.
Believes in equality for all Canadians. Believes that Canada deserves an accountable government.
Demand Better! Vote Conservative!
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The Canadian Prime Minister, and the leader of the Conservative Party of Canada.
Probably the best politician that has been in office for the last 20 years. Vote Conservative.
Stephen Harper doesn't use tax money and spend it on his friends.
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The prime minister of canada and apparently hated on UD because its full of liberal morons. NO you can't lose your job because day care isn't subsidised. NO he's not trying to make canada part of the usa. NO hes not Bushs bitch. NO hes not a neo-nazi facist ( if he is then dion and his cronies are commies). AND NO hes not stealing from you. One of the best things to happen to the Canada since the liberals cocked it up for so long, but because liberals think conservatives are all gun totin, booze chugin, racial slur spewin rednecks, they automaticly assume hes not a smart guy, but they assume hes a hillbilly moron.
GUY: stephen harper is a great prime minster.
LIERAL: BUT HES A CONSERVATIVE!
GUY: ya but hes leading the country well.
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The terrifying diarrhea you get when you're traveling in Canada and eat some bad poutine. Named for their illustrious prime minister in the grand tradition of travel-related intestinal distress.
For the love of god, pull over! I have Stephen Harper's revenge!
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The act of farting on someone's chest.
I will Stephen Harper your mom then take her out for a lovely steak dinner.
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The Canadian version of the president.
Teacher: Ok class who is the president of Canada?
Smart-ass Johnny: Stephen Harper - they call him a Prime Minister in the great white north
Teacher: Ok class who is the president of Canada?
Smart-ass Johnny: Stephen Harper - they call him a Prime Minister in the great white north
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