STFD

to Shut The Fuck Down

i said to some stupid n00b Shut The Fuck Down!

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STFD

Settle
The
Fuck
Down

Knobjockey: 'Wow, yesterday me an my mum went to the Royal Show. I got the Inspector Gadget showbag, the Neverending Story showbag, the Pound Puppies showbag, the...'

*Slap*

Greg 'STFD'

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STFD

Simmer
The
Fuck
Down.

Class: Oh boy! We get to watch JFK's assassination video?!
Teacher: Yes children, but if you don't STFD, you won't pass your first year of pre-school.

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stfd and stfu

Conjoins the two following acronyms 'stfd' and 'stfu'

"Sit the fuck down, and shut the FUCK UP!"

Used when 'stfd' or 'stfu' doesn't achieve a satisfactory effect.

Often used to establish superiority and 1337ness.

"stfd and stfu bitch and gtfo you n00b"
Mr. Pub-Star 1337

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tits or stfd

A phrased coined on INO by me.

It's a portmaneau or "tits or gtfo" and "sit the fuck down, from the infamous scene on the 2002 Muse DVD Hullabaloo

Person 1: "you dick!"
Person 2: "tits or stfd."

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STFD

Used for when something unexpected happens.

STFD!

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STFD

STFD is an acronym to simply say SLOW THE FUCK DOWN. This wonderful acronym comes from a musical called Come From away which I suggest you check out.

And if they're speedin', I'll stop them and write out a warning ticket. I'll write STFD
Slow the fuck down!