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Myth , something that does not exist. A unicorn of sorts. A way for the government to get your updated personal information under the false pretense of you getting something in return.
The IRS promised me a stimulus check but clearly lied.
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Nancy cancelled her plans for the evening, as she would be staying in tonight and watching CNN. Her latest stimulus package had arrived.
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A bill passed in 2009 with the underlying premise that we can borrow money, spend it, and it will make us all richer by "stimulating" the economy such that we can pay it all back and more.
The bill's official name is the "American Recovery and Reinvestment Act (ARRA)", which was a forced compromise between the Democrats who wanted to call it the "You Have to Print Money to Make Money Act" and the Republicans who wanted to call it the "Screw our Children with Massive Debt Act"
Reporter: "President Obama, with unemployment continuing to rise, how do you know that this Stimulus Package is even working?"
Obama: "Because without it, job loss would have been far worse and the economy even more depressed."
Reporter: "Wait, how could you possibly know that?"
Obama: "I have a team of people with impressive credentials that told me so after I told them I didn't like their first answer and to give me another answer or be fired"
Reporter: "But, if we can really 'stimulate' our economy by borrowing future earnings and spending it now, wouldn't it just make sense to do this constantly so that our economy is always 'stimulated' and we all become filthy rich?"
Obama: "I like this reporter - Rahm, add him to my cabinet"
Rahm Emanuel: "Uh, sir, I think he's being sarcastic..."
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Having someone else help you with your stimulus relief application.
Damn! I stimulus trusted that hoe and now I'm broke!? WTF???
Hey baby, do I have a stimulus package for you..
My stimulus package is bigger than yours.
If i dont get my stimulus package unleashed, the economy might collapse.
I woke up with a huge stimulus package this morning.
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A very sad excuse at hiding tax cuts behind a scheme that's supposed to help the economy but ultimately doesn't.
Prop 24 will make the rich business pay their damn taxes, and will give us poor a break. It's basically the opposite of the stimulus package.
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A sexual act where one partner inserts his/her pointer and middle finger in a women's pussy while also inserting the pinkie in the woman's asshole. While the fingers are in, the partner will then use the thumb to rub the clitoris. This causes the most possible stimulation in a small package.
I'll give her the stimulus package, bitches love stimulus packages
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