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stoating

To give hand relief while wearing ermine trimmed gloves.

Pete felt like the queen when he got a damn good stoating.

by GM January 2, 2005

11๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


stoating

Staying in, being boring and middle-aged before your time.

Are you coming to the party tonight?

No, I'm stoating.

by Mr Maggot May 23, 2005

5๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stoat gobbler

A verbose, opinionated bull-shit artist.

Like most politicians the mayor was a stoat gobbler.

by Dick Wright-Upham December 23, 2010

274๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


stoat-the-baw

Scottish dialect slang for Child Molester.

- Judges are coming doon hard as fuck on stoat-the-baw, Ray's telling him.
-I thoat she wis sixteen. She telt me she wis, Ocky protests, them smiles at me, an all-lads-together smile.

From Filth, by Irvine Welsh.

by Felix Shaw September 10, 2007

142๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


stoat belt

The ring created by two rolls of fat on a hairy males stomach causing a thick ring of belly pubes.

Example. Look at that fat fuckers stoat belt.

by Stacey von fluff July 26, 2014


stoat the ba'

Scottish term for a child molester. Stoat is a verb meaning to hit hard and the ba' refers to a ball. Literally thump a football (soccer for you N American eejits). A stoater is something great, especially a goal in football.

How this relates to child abuse I'm not sure but that's what they call it. Stoat the ba's may be in danger of getting chibbed up Bar-L following conviction.

Irate parent to shifty looking character loitering at a playground:

"See you ya cunt, you some kinda Stoat the ba'? Beat it or I'll kick yer heid in!"

by Craig McLaughlin March 17, 2007

38๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


foxy stoat

Suave, sophisticated, and witty.

Foxy stoat seeks pig.

by Blegh August 17, 2008

33๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž