stockport school

biggest shithole in england

“look it’s the shithole stockport school!

Stockporting

When you are desperate for a shit on the side of a dual carriageway, so you find the nearest CCTV mast and take a shot underneath it.

I heard that Liam left the yoga studio knowing he needed a dump. Rather than using the toilet there, he decided to go stockporting instead.

Stockport Hot Box

When you're so tired of someone's terrible attitude you have no choice but to lay a steamer in a microwave.

She really pissed me off. She's got one hell of a Stockport Hot Box coming her way.