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When one wakes up in the morning with extreme nausea and stomach cramps caused by ripping fake carts the day before.
Person 1: Dude, I’ve been dry heaving all morning and I have no Idea why.
Person 2: It’s probably Pesti Stomach from that fake ass cart you’ve been ripping.
Feeling that your stomach is not settled. A stressful situation, a shocking event or huge disappointment may cause a sudden change of your mood which would have a strong and sensitive reflection on your belly.
I've studied a lot for that exam but when I discovered that I did not pass it I felt really bad, my stomach dropped and for the next couple of days I wasn't able to get some sleep.
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Having a stomach that can handle spoiled food or drink and not be affected by it
Joe ate some pizza this morning from several nights ago that was left out, and on top that he also ate some cereal with spoiled milk and did not get sick, he has an iron stomach
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when you're hungry and fill up on candy instead of real food.
i hadn't eaten all day, and john brought in that costco bag of skittles. now i have candy stomach. It Pangs!!
When a dick is so fucking massive that it causes a bulge on the exterior of one’s stomach when deep inside.
My cock is definitely bigger, dude, I gave Jennifer a stomach bulge last weekend!
I want a cock so big it can give someone a stomach bulge!
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Your Stomach Rumbles and It Hurts.
Dude #1:Hey that Dinner was Good but now I'm full and have a Stomach Ache
Dude #2:that sucks
when your (very troubled) stomach hurts so bad its almost transcendental. Makes you feel as though your hips and ribs have become detached, and makes you feel dizzy and hallucinate.
" Hey, what up?"
" I'm so fucking stomach stoned, dude..."
" oh... god, I just wish I could help. <3"
" its ok. Whoaaaa... ok, brb, I'm seeing silver whales circle my bed..."