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Stoner Boner

When a stoner (smoker of herb) sees so much marijuana they become sexually aroused.

"Tom picked up an ounce of oj cush last night man"
"Niiiice"
"Yeah it gave me a stonking stoner boner!"
"Mann just shut up and smoke thaaat"

by Mr Nice111 September 12, 2011

10πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Stoner-Boner

completely heterosexual boner that a dude gets from watching an evan stone porn movie.

Ben: John why do you have a boner?
John: Im watching an evan stone movie
Ben: A Stoner-Boner???
John: Yeah dude
Ben: Nice.

by The Grim-Job March 22, 2010

12πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Stoner Boner

When a person is high and gets horny

Person 1: Bro, are you hard?
Person 2: Don't worry about, it's just a Stoner Boner

by JFKXp3r13nc3 May 4, 2020


Stoner boner

When a man smokes dope, and as a result gets aboner, or can't control his sexual urges.

(Everyone in the examples is high as a kite)
Lexi: I gotta go-o-o you guys. Byebyeeee!!!
Robert: Hahahahaha okay. Can I have a hug?

Lexi: Ye-eah! Hahaha
(They hug)

Lexi: LULULULUL ROBERT GOT A STONER BONER! HAHAHAHA
Robert: HAHAHAHHAH I CAN'T HELP IT!
Bystanders: *nervous laugh*

by pseudonym potatonym May 26, 2010

8πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Stoner Boner

Refers to an elivated sence of sexuality induced by narcotics.

β€œGirl put the drugs down! You don’t really want to fuck him. You just have a stoner boner.”

by Tomkat May 14, 2018

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


boner stoner

Someone who gets high, then tries to bone anyone in sight. Typically has a boner.

Dude kevin was suck a boner stoner last night.

by sexyman10 June 6, 2014


stoner with a boner

a guy who smokes weed with an erect penis

tha guy is a stoner with a boner

by Kenny the stoner February 23, 2004

24πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž