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When you and a partner begin to engage in a sexual act, but when you want to go further, your partner rejects you. It is called "stonewall jacksoned" because your partner often has impenetrable defences.
Guy 1: Man I started messing areound with Nicole the other day but as soon as it started getting hot she Stonewall Jacksoned me!
Guy 2: How can something so evil possible exist...
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Construction term for a dirty contractor who takes a huge cash deposit and then works as slow as legally allowed until you fire them. Then, they keep your money for breach of contract. In my state, they only have to do work every 90 days.
Could have had my addition done last year, but I'm locked into a stonewall scam.
Rudimentary device for securing a lose penis. To create this device, a string is tied around preferably the foreskin or head of the penis if foreskin is not present. The other end of the string is attached to an anal toy of some sort. When the anal toy is inserted in the user's anus, the string will pull the dong between the legs and across the gooch, securing the penis in place.
Damn Mike's dick is so big I heard he had to use a Stonewall Seatbelt just so he is able to wear shorts.
A complete, absolute and certain penalty kick in football.
A defender shooting a forward in the penalty area with a BAZOOKA is a stonewall penalty.
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When a girl sexually teases you but doesn't end up following through.
John: I fingerbanged her, but when I went to give her the old 1-2, she was being a Stonewall Jackson.
Mike: Oh.
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When an individual loses the ability to think when intoxicated or under the influence of drugs. This alludes to the person having a direct physical or mental likelihood to a stone wall.
Jake: "Whoa dude your brain is melted"
Peter: "......"
Haggie: "Dude, Peter is out of his mind. He is straight Stonewalling
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another female version of the "cock block"
Jillian was at the football game when Lisa came up and slida stonewalled her while she was mackin on some guy.