Joel Stooks

Joel Stooks, Probably the biggest guy in UK, Being in the presensce of a joel stook will blast you to the core and send shockwaves down your fanny. He's hung like a donkey and although he might smell like physical shit, he has a heart of gold and balls of steel, Joel stooks isn't one for keeping girls, his Alpha male nature allows him scout out his meal and shag every girl in the South area, and soon Joel stooks will be going Mr worldwide. Joel Stooks has a body count of currently 243,069 and plans to shag until he dies. Joel stook's being a natural alpha, does not enjoy the presense of other men, if Joel stooks has caught sight of you and your a male, your dun doe, and will terminate the threat with ease. Joel Stook's will not take no for an answer and if rejected may cause serious fatality to the rejector.

Joel Spooks is a born bread alpha.

Joel stooks: You fucking looking at me funny are you dickhead?
Male: Boss im Sorry, please don't hurt me
Joel Stooks: YOUR FUCKING DEAD AND YOUR FAMILY IS DEAD TOO!
Male: Oh Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

Joel Stooks: Hey Babeeeee
Girl ( UwU's And Gushes from fanny)
Joel Stooks: Ah ha ha ha ha

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stook

originated when the bringing together of two up and coming lads were involved in a scuffle. to stook is to step up,bridge up, ark up, chest someone up, talk shit about someone or bad mouth somebody's motha.

stook the fuck up .. u stook first ya unt

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Stooking

to hover and/or stare

As the teacher was stooking around the classroom, the students acted confident in their intimidation skills

stooked

this word means when you are amazed and confused at the same time.
e.g. "ayo bro im stooked how you did that my famalama ding dong."

ayo bro im stooked how you did that my famalama ding dong

Stook

A retarded version of the word "fuck".

Go stook yourself
You're a stooking idiot
I want to stook you girl

Stook

a combination of steel and took

that bitch stook my man!!!

stook

Verb
To stash
To hide
To conceal

Proper Noun
The place you stash the thing

Used in Melbourne. I'm surprised it isn't already defined. First post in years from Yeah Fuck Yeah, but we'll add more soon I'm sure ;)

LongNap: 'Get ya shit together J and think. Where'd ya stook it?'

Muddy: 'I'm not so cooked that I don't think that stookin the gear proper is what we're doing if we're driving to Sydney next question get to it gimme the keys'

TrueBoot: ' Where's ya stook?'
Stoney: 'Horlicks can, 3rd shelf, kitchen pantry, bottom comes off it'