refers to a female that sleeps around a lot so it seem that she always has someone in her a.k.a. slut, whore, ho
She just slept with the entire football team. That girl is just cock storage!
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Person 1: Yo my phones got low storage
Person 2: Ok bro I'll miss you a lot. Your funeral is gonna be lit!
Storage as a computer medium to hold/keep files and information. Lag as in "to be slow". LAG Storage is a virtual storage, as where a person stores infomation/files/data in lag. This lag is created where computer A sends the data to comptuer B...and then B sends it back to A, forming a continuous loop of transmitted data. While the data is being transferred in the loop, the data is technically being stored. One of the comptuers can section off the data and contain it for viewing, and when finished send it back along its way. Slower connections tend to yield more storage space in theory. Only compter A and B can piece back together the data to read because of the code, making it secure.
Your computer is so slow, it can be used for LAG Storage. I had to keep the file in LAG Storage so the police would not catch onto me.
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The guilty pleasure of showing off an over-abundance of closets, cabinets and drawers to a friend who struggles to find room in a smaller living space.
Showing Lisa our new house with his-and-hers closets, hollow window seats and cabinets around the washer and dryer was equivalent to storage porn.
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A place where a man parks his penis for an extended period of time.
Iโve been with my current boner storage for a few years and I am considering proposing.
What are the rates on your boner storage?
A semi fraudulent method of selling goods (usually for trading cards but can apply to the equivalent). The seller will state that items are raw and ungraded/unsearched but in reality, they have been searched but the seller 'plants' better quality items in what is purchased in the hopes that the buyer will be exultant regarding the find. (Similar to Storage Wars tactics).
Person 1: I got 1000 trading cards for twenty dollars! I even found a three dollar rookie card in the mix!!!
Person 2: Twenty dollars for 999 commons and one 3 dollar card? You were Storage Warred
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FYYFSTF Storage is a fictional storage facility in the book Put My Numbers On That
The FYYFSTF stands for: Fuck You You Fucking Shit Turd Fuck
Yo, you fucking Ginger Snappah head, meet me over at FYYFSTF Storage to pick up the TVs