Northern Irish slang for 'extremely drunk'. Particularly in Strabane.
'Aye, I was wile stoving last night, had to be taken home.'
To be extremely stoned, similar to being in a stove or hotbox
Dude 1: Bro are you feeling good?
Dude 2: Yeah bro i'm stoved to the bone right now
Dude 1: My guy
A white woman who ONLY likes black guys bbc slut and who only likes getting it from black guys spring thomas. She has no intentions of ever dating someone white, or of any other ethnicity. It's black or nothing.
Girl: "Oh he's cute, would you date him?"
Stove: "Ew, no he's not black."
The process of bludgeoning somebody, usually in the head.
Oh my God! He had his head stoved in with a brick!
or
I'm so gonna stove that cats head in.
Person 1: Take a look at that stove.
Person 2: It's not a stove! It's a gun.
Being high after eating really good food, Like stoned and stove.
John: dude, your mom's cookies are so good.
james: yeah, they make me stoved.
To severely beat up in a thuggish manor. Commonly associated with lowlife British football hooligan scum
They were stoving his fucking head in