Str8 Douchin'

Seizing the moment to be an asshole. Seizing the moment to become arrogant, to not giving a fuck. It is the power of Douche to the 2nd power. Unlike Douche, this is done intentionally.

Ex.1
guy1: you see this guy wearing his hawaiian shirt on and popped collar?
guy2: I know! he's Str8 Douchin'!!

Ex.2
guy1:George, man..why do you got to be Str8 Douchin'!?
guy2: whaaat?!.. I can't wear my shades inside this mothafuckin bar!?...Sheeeit!!

Ex.3
george: hey tony what are you wearing for tonight?
tony: i'm going to put my Purple Cobra shirt on and swimming trunks, Im bout to be a mawfuckin' PIMP in this club!!

Str8 Douchin' Quotes:

1. Hey Girl, you look good!!....BUT YOU WANT TO LOOK BETTER?.. PUT MY SHIRT ON..

2. OH YOU TOUGHT I WAS HITTING YOU!? *LAUGHS*..I WAS JUST BEING POLITE!!

3. was this before or after you sucked his dick!?

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super str8

ss is NOT valid, its ok if you dont date trans ppl, but saying *ss is valid* or *ss and proud* makes you transphobic, SS👏IS 👏NOT 👏VALID. and why tf is your not valid pride flag the p*rn hub colors?

str8 human=not really apart of lgbt but valid
ss= NOT VALID TRANSPOBES
super str8 will never be valid
it means you wont date trans if your that just be str8

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Str8 Garbage

-adjective

The state of being absolutely horrible at a given activity. A description given to a person that is considered skill-less.

"Damn Jessica, don't even try to play me in Ping-Pong! You're Str8 Garbage!"

or

-Jessica "U wanna play some Ping Pong?"
-Me "Sorry, I don't waste my time
with Str8 Garbage"

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str8 drop

A group of people that call themselves "slidaz" that run things, do drugs, act foolish, and dont give a fuck. also they pop off easily -DATT

fuck nigga u aint bout that life, you aint bout that str8 drop mess

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Str8 Ballin'

All the brothers know what it means to be Str8 Ballin' but most white folks want to know what it means, with exception to some white brothers.

"Yo what up man, hows you been doing?"
"Hey, you know me man im Str8 Ballin' on these busters and police"
"Alright G, stay easy"

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Str8 fax

Something that is fully true, to the best of the recepient's knowledge.

Man: Free A$AP
Me: str8 fax bro

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Str8 Nurpin

Unimaginably cool... so awsome even mr. t and chuck norris have a hard bein nurpin.

"see chance over there, one day he was gettin dumb in the middle of the street for no reason,He be str8 NURPIN"

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