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When a female is in the spread eagle position and a male who has an erection jumps and karate chops the females vagina with his erect penis.
I can't piss right today man, because last night i sprained my dick chopping the straddle.
The Autostraddle Sexual Move it is not a position for having sex, just a “move"
Person A straddles Person B. Both of Person A’s legs should be outside of both of Person B’s legs.
not a form of scissoring or tribadism or intertwiny-leg-thing, just autostraddling.
Auto-straddle example: when Person B is sitting on a couch or chair and Person A sits on top of them, or when Person B is lying on their back and Person A surprise-straddles them.
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The Autostraddle Sexual Move it is not a position for having sex, just a “move"
Person A straddles Person B. Both of Person A’s legs should be outside of both of Person B’s legs.
not a form of scissoring or tribadism or intertwiny-leg-thing, just autostraddling.
Auto-straddle example: when Person B is sitting on a couch or chair and Person A sits on top of them, or when Person B is lying on their back and Person A surprise-straddles them.
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Someone who cock blocks you by revealing your past sexual exploits to your current breezy.
I could tell she was into me until that straddle tale told her about the Vegas stripper.
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The act of a man, who while face fucking a girl lying on her back, straddles her upper body and defecates on her chest and stomach. The man then proceeds to face fuck her until he also ejaculates on her chest completing this mixture of toasty warm substances on her body. One can see this is similar to the toaster strudel.
Man that toaster straddle I gave that whore last night was so messy!
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When a woman mounts a massively THICK large cock or dildo and has her legs spread as far as she can, her pussy spread to its maximum width. Such an act is usually accompanied by seriously loud undulating moans from either pain or pleasure or both.
Tim: Christ, look at the size of that thing! How the hell can she take it all?
Chuck: Pff, chicks like that slut are used to straddling the dredgepipe. She could probably fit a 2 liter bottle up that crack.
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The act of making out while the man is sitting, and the woman has her legs wrapped around his waist and lower back. A combination of the terms Straddle(n.) and Wrapping(v.) Often performed on an open platform with no back rest, such the floor, or the center of a bed.
Kyle: Dude, how did you guys make out if there’s no furniture in your new place?
Zach: Man, we just got down on the floor and did some straddle wrapping.
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