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inhuman, most prob an alien in disguise of a human kid with a straight face who doesnt know any language or any sort of communication skills.
STAY AWAY (he can vapourize u)
me: hi friend whaddup
him: make a straight face and ignores completely (obviously the straight face kid)
A guy that pretends to be straight but is actually gay, and continues to pretend he's not when he clearly is. Basically a way to describe metrosexual men, who care too much about their looks and wear tight jeans that squeeze their shrivelled up nuts. An all time great way to stop a guy like that with just one line, use it carefully, it will create major tension and a room full of silence!
Shut up about your hair straightener, you straight faced faggot!
Do they make those for men or for straight faced faggots?
Just come out of the closet and admit it, you straight faced faggot!
As if you wanna discuss how you only wash your hair once a week, are you a straight faced faggot or what?
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They were the ones on that cooking and lifestyle show that came on the news every morning. I always wondered if they were really as serious as they looked and sounded on TV all the time, even when no cameras were pointed at them, or whether they turned into gangsters or vampires at night when there were no cameras looking. You could tell by the way they looked and sounded that they wanted people to take them seriously.
The straight face gang is going to teach people how to live the good life today, and they know everything there is to know about what food goes with what lifestyle.
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When you really want to eat something.
instead of letting the cupcakes cool, they went straight to face
What you jokingly say to someone as you're turning off da Iowa interstate to show him da famous sunshine-yellow water-tower wif da smileyfaces painted on it.
Tour bus driver, smilingly speaking to his passengers over the PA system as he's pulling off I-80 at Exit 76: Okay, Folks --- here we are at "the happiest town on Earth" --- Adair you to keep a straight face when you see their water-tower!
Someone who is able to do perverted things while keeping a straight face.
Him: Do you wanna use the BDSM kit and the dildo tonight?
Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!