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a strip of towel wrapped around the wrist of one's "strum"-minging hand, secured by gaffer tape, and is used to "guard" against abrasions when playing guitar. invented by joe strummer (born: john graham mellor) due to his furious playing style.
joe strummer never plays his telecaster without his strum guard.
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My old lady was strumming the clamjo while watching the construction workers.
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"strum my strings and let me soak in a bucket of marinade"
"strum me sauce hoe i want your saucy milk inside of my ivories"
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A term used to say a girls fingering herself
She sat strumming yourself for hours- she fingered herself for hours
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A term meaning sex and/or hand jobs, depending on how it is used. If someone offers you a guitar lesson, it means they are offering you sex or some "strum fun". During the guitar lesson analogy, condoms are referred to as pleactrums.
Person one: Hey, fancy meeting my in the music cupboard later for a... guitar lesson? I fancy strumming the guitar ;)
Person two: No sorry, no strum fun for my today, I don't have a plectrum on me.
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Female equivalent of the wank bank. A mental repository of mastabatory aids.
Jane: I'll add that to the strum drum.
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Strumming the prawn is when you've been on a 3 day bender and you and your mates fancy a kfc on the scagged Sunday evening, then some sted head lad with a fake tan invites you to the disabled toilet and proceeds to ferociously pet your mary (prawn) with greasy chicken fingers.
Troy Quigley
He's taking that girl to the bed.
The Lads: Strum the Prawn.
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