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a nice way to tell someone to go soak your head, go shed some skin, get lost, get bent, and well, you know what I mean.
Scalper: I got U2 tickets at $800 - $900 a pop!
Curt: Go suck an egg!
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Phrase finder suggests that the saying originates from the dictionary definition of the term "suck-egg" which refers to:
- An animal that is reputed to suck eggs, e.g. a weasel; figuratively. an avaricious person.
It is also considered to be a dismissive insult similar to the term fuck off but is less abrasive.
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It's a less-abrasive dismissive insult intended to be directed at someone who is being greedy.
Carl:(eating a tub of pudding)
Jane:...(saving two snack packs of pudding)
Carl: "Can I have some of your pudding?"(still eating his pudding)
Jane: "Go suck an egg."
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1)to have someone suck on your genitalia preferably said by men to women during sex or various arguments.
2)a phrase used as a step in for "fuck you" usually used as a sign to show others you are pissed.
3) a general phrase used for any conversation for any reason no matter the time, place, activity or social group
1) dude 1-"yeah man while we were doing it she just totally went down on me".
dude 2-" did she suck your eggs too"?
dude 1-" yeah man, you should get your girl to do it".
2)dude 1-"Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
dude 2-"Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes"
dude 1-"yo mama so stupid that...um...uh".
dude 2-"yo mama so ugly she made my pit bull cry".
dude 1-" man you can just go ahead and suck my eggs bitch".
3)has been used on Sponge Bob, Billy and Mandy, and 3 others i cant remember
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Something my mother always tells me to do.
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1) Expression used when a man wants a girl to suck his eggs out of his vagina with her dick. It can also be done orally. This is done in a parallel universe.
Hey Babe, why don't you come over here and suck my eggs out!!!
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Well it's about telling someone to go kill yourself but he spell it wrong
Go suck an egg quick before it gets worse
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A dog that eats eggs out of a hen house. Such a dog is considered low down and no damn good. A scoundrel or nefarious person can also be called and egg-sucking dog. Reference Johny Cash's song "Dirty Old Egg Sucking Dog".
My neighbor Billy is an egg-sucking dog. He took a box of Girl Scout cookies and didn't pay for them.
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