Chop Suey!

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I love the song Chop Suey! by System of a Down

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cock suey

While having sexual relations with a woman, you pull your penis out during said relations and smack her on the nose violently with it while shouting "Cock Suey!" then reinsert and repeat if necessary.

Well I'd just returned from teaching the Harvard MBA. My wife, Scarlett Johansson and I were entertaining our good friend Professor Stephen Hawking, who had come to ask my advice on his latest theory concerning the evolution of the universe. He and I were in the library, browsing through my most recent translation of early Etruscan hymns into middle Flemish, when he said, and I'll never forget this, he said "While I was having sex the other night I gave the hooker a Cock Suey and you should try it too!"

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Chop Suey

Chop Suey is a song by System of a Down. This song is the epitome of perfection in music.

"Chop Suey is the best freakin song ever."
"Fo shizzle!"

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Matt Suey

A term in reference to having a friend have sex with a girl before you do. Matt Suey was a fullback for the Chicago Bears in the 1980s, often plowing through defenders so Walter Payton could run free.

Yeah, Hank is my Matt Suey, he nailed Tiffany before I hooked up with her.

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chop suey

Taking regular ice cream and copping it up and mashing it until it becomes like yogurt.

Chocolate frozen yogurt is chop suey.

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chop suey

Running your girlfriends pig tails through your two front belt loops that straddle your zipper and pulling them violently outward making her deep throat your cock till she throws up.

So, you don't deep throat huh ... looks like we're having Chop Suey tonight

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Tac Suey

Tactical suicide. Ending your life for the betterment of the team

“I might have to pop a tac suey”