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When a male, during sexual activities unloads semen onto his partners chest, then the partner must go outside and tan, they semen will then create a very neat tan line
"Woah Becky cool tan line where did you get it?"
"Me and my boyfriend did a Wisconsin sunburn"
When you have spent your entire vacation in a motel room having sex, several areas of your body are left with reddened chafe marks resembling a sunburn. The reddish marks are found on the kneecaps, buttocks, groin and hips.
I went to Vegas with a nympho and all I have to show for it is this brutal Motel Sunburn.
So you went to Hawaii for your honeymoon and you don't even have a tan. But I'll bet you have a fantastic Motel Sunburn!
He's taking that slut to Jamaica for a week. The only thing he's coming back with is a scorching case of Motel Sunburn.
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When you finish on a girl's back, rub it in like sun screen, and.......slap her on the back of the neck.
We didn't get any color when we were down south, so I gave her a good Miami Sunburn
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The act of having sex with a girl on her period while she is on top. Her blood then drips between your thighs and heats and dries resulting in brownish funky smelling thighs.
That girl didn't tell me she was on the rag last night now I've got a serious case of Mississippi Sunburn.
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While getting a handjob, the girl grabs the penis jerking both ways. The result: a deep red "sunburn"!!
Dan: Ohh, my dick still hurts from last night.
Frank: Dang, what'd she do to you??
Dan: She gave me a Filipino Sunburn
Frank: Ouch dude.
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It means something bad happening with a good ending or goal
Damn I broke my foot, but now I don’t have to work for a while. Accutane Sunburns.
This is what happens when you get a really bad sunburn and the dead skin flakes off when you rub the affected area, hence giving the appearance of a miniature snowstorm.
"Duuude, check this out!! It's a sunburn snowstorm!"
"Don't do that here! You're getting that crap all over my bed!"
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