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A woman that can be a classy lady when she needs to be. She wears tailored clothes, sends thank you cards to your grandmother, and knows what fork to use during each course. The remainder of the time, she is found cursing like a sailor, drinking most men under the table, being able to kill a man 1,000 different ways with craft supplies, and other badassery.
That Susan is so classy and a badass! How is that possible?
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Susan is a very generous person who likes seeing other people being happy. They look forward to good things and love family. They dont see their own beauty and often deny it when someone says they are beautiful. Susan can be shy and can sometimes have a hard time being themselves. They love goofing around and having a good time. They also make really amazing friends, trust me, they will become very close to you very quickly. They are considerate of other peoples feelings and are not quick to judge someone. Dont let go of them because they will ALWAYS love you. When they get hurt they dont try to get revenge and always want to see people happy to the point where they loose sight of the fact that they need to see their own happiness. If you are a Susan, you are an amazing person, so thank you for being you. *virtual red heart sent in your direction*
Friend: Ive been having a rough day.
Susan (after having her own really hard day): Tell me all about it, Im right here if you need anything.
Friend: thanks Susan I love you
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The mom of the group.always in other peoples business.Always there when you need her.The person who brings the finger sandwiches and macaroni salad to the potluck.The soccer mom who always drops off friends.Overall the judgy one!
“Your mom is such a Susan”
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Susan's are the most lovely people you'll ever meet. If you marry one, your in for the best time of your life. There funny, interesting, caring,
If Susan were here things would be much different
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1: Wow Kate Upton looks so Susan today!
2: I know right? Perfection!
1: Dude Spoon's music is so Susan. The harmonies fit so well together.
2: I wish I was stoned.
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The most beautiful girl in the world. Her smile will bring joy to you and everyone around you. She will keep your secrets safe and never break your heart. But be sure not to get on her bad side because she will kill you. She also pretends to be a bunny and likes to hops around like a bunny.
John: Hey do you know Susan?
Steven: Yeah she is in my class.
John: Does she ever hop into class?
Steven: Yep, she is known for that!
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Known as a super senior, cranky, jaded, "been-there-done-that" Flight Attendant. She resembles a woman whom has been working for 25+ years. Usually in her 50s-70s. She is keeper of all galleys and a master hoarder of provisions. A woman who sought out a glamorous life of traveling the world as a Stewardess, only to bitch and complain about issues with the job/airline company. A woman who clearly used to enjoy the little things in life but somehow lost the ability to see the purpose of enjoying anything at all so is left to inflict misery and suffering on everything and everyone. Some will go as far a to check every phone to make sure they're on airplane mode. Wears hair clips and scrunchies, crocs, clarks boot shoes, quite possibly endless amounts of makeup (i.e. Blue eye shadow, rosy cheeks, hot pink lips, and probably fillers).
When Susan complains about the free Shuttle and that we arrived too early to the airport. “We should of taken an Uber!!” Thanks Susan.
Susan: "I miss the good ol' days of travel. When people dressed up. Our service was so nice."
Also Susan: *does not give passengers choice of cookie or pretzel* "It's too much work! You have to repeat yourself!"
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