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A sex position in which the male performer is carefully suspended by the females vaginal pubes. In this position, the female slowly shits on the suspended male, forcing him to swallow the feces whilst he masturbates.
"Hey Jenny! Would you like to perform a suspended luther with me on Thursday? Don't shave!"
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Suspenders that have the colors of the rainbow.
Homer: "So, how 'bout those rainbow suspenders, huh? Pretty cool way to keep your pants up, eh?"
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A friend who you can lose contact with for months, or even years on end, but as soon as you see them again, it's like nothing has ever changed, and there's no awkwardness.
I hadn't seen Tom in years, but as soon as we met for coffee, it was like nothing had changed; he's such a good suspend-a-friend!
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1. Anytime spent in jail, the penitentiary also called the bin; where life continues to move forward without your presence in it.
Group Home - Suspended in Time
Yo homie, they had you locked up son, you were suspended in time and your son is gettin older!
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An exclamation of surprise that is slightly more socially acceptable than most expletives.
"Jesus with suspenders! That boy isn't right!"
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1. An archetypal "just plain weird" thing to which something else can be compared to demonstrate that it, too, is weird.
2. General term for anything odd, surreal, or having the elements of non sequitor.
1. "He's as sweet as a stolen kiss and as weird as suspenders on a snake." ~The ineffable Jubal Harshaw describing Mike Valentine, the naive but intriguing titular character of Stranger in a Strange Land.
2. Have you met the new lab technician? He does good work but boy, if you get to talking with him he's snake's suspenders.
When the male sits on the floor with his legs spread and his partner laying on stomach gives oral. He then grabs his partners ankles pulling the legs up to his shoulders thus creating suspenders.
I got the best deep throat ever when I grabbed my girl by the ankles and gave her a Cincinnati Suspender.
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