swap

(n) a drug you inject to get high as a motherfff*
(n)a swappa is a person who's flyyyy, a person you wanna be..

(adj) to be "swappin" is to be: tight, cool, better than the average joe, A+ person, etc..

(v) to "swap" is to do drugs, inject, get hiiiiigh

"MK and Shannon are two of the most swappin' people I know. Dontcha think?"

"Mmmm boy, she such a swappa. You betta watch out before I take ovaa"

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swap

to have extrodinary talent at shooting a basketball into a hoop. usually a synonym of having "J" or "jumper"

Yeah I'd pick Bob on our team, but I went Steve because, shit, he's got SWAP!

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swapped

the state of being slighty intoxicated; tipsy

"dude, i'm swapped" "she was only swapped, not drunk"

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swaps

v.t. secret substitute word for fornicating used when you are asking your friends if they would have sex with a person within hearing range. Advantage is it doesn't sound like a verb, much less a sex word.

So, would you swaps that melon-breasted cock snorkler or not?

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swap

v. bastardization of "to swat". Origin: Southeastern United States, state of Tennessee in particular.

Hand me the flyswapper so I can swap that fly!

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SWAP

Saturday Work Alternative Program

"Voluntary" Saturday detention that the school forces you to do (like cleaning desks, windows, chairs, computers, trash, etc.) as punishment instead of giving out suspensions. Its really not voluntary, but they say it is so they can get around child labor laws. Its usually about 4 hours long and starts at annoying times like 7 or 8 in the morning.

Zach: "Shit, I forgot to do community service hours for colleges"

Dan: "Didn't you have SWAP on Saturday? I thought that was voluntary?"

Zach: "True bro! I'm gonna put those hours down on my form to piss the school off even more!"

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swapping the monkey

a feat of stealth used by thieves to successfully pilfer items atop a pressure plate.

wife speaking to her husband: why is this coffee so weak, were you fucking swapping the monkey with your cup in the coffee maker again? that's it! we're getting a divorce!

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