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artificial sweetener

Any substance, commonly oil or saliva, used in erotic photos on the web to make the female appear "wet" and therefore sexually excited.

Alternatively refers to the cornstarch and water solution squirted onto various bits of anatomy in similar pictures to mimic male ejaculate.

"Hon, you're reminding me of my wife; we need some sweetener. Lick your finger and wiggle it around down there a bit before putting your leg behind your head, 'k?"

"That's it? Christ, mix up some artificial sweetener and squirt it on her tits and chin. You better keep it up for the money shots after that sorry dribble, you little prick!"

by Robzilla December 28, 2005

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Sperm Sweetener

Foods that have a sugary sweet taste, eaten to improve the sweetness of ones sperm, in preparation for oral sex. The semen produced after the consumption of many sweet foods is referred to as "Candy Cum"

Matt- "Bro, I'm gettin a blowy from that hot chick i met last week. Any tips?"

Mike- "Yea man, eat some pineapple, I hear its a total Sperm Sweetener"

by Mange Crosby December 31, 2011

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artificial sweetener

Sperm or Man juice. Also known as jiz.

She took a sip of my artificial sweetener.

by Chaz July 8, 2004

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Texas Tea Sweetener

A nickname for sugar. Coined by one Homer Simpson. Based off of the common nickname for oil, Texas Tea.

see also White Gold

Homer (after finding a lot of sugar): "We hit the jackpot here...white gold...Texas Tea Sweetener!"

by JMan Rickle May 11, 2009

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Sweetener World Tour

The Sweetener World Tour is Ariana Grande's fourth concert tour, in support of her fourth studio album, Sweetener, which was released on August 17, 2018, and her fifth studio album, Thank U, Next, which was released on February 8, 2019. The tour began on March 18, 2019 in Albany, New York, and concluded on December 22, 2019 in Inglewood, California.

Arianator: Omg im going to the Sweetener World Tour!
Swiftie: Eww Taylor Swift is way better.

by ƃuᴉɯoɔ sᴉ ʇɥƃᴉl ǝɥʇ December 27, 2019


Sweetener World Tour

The Sweetener World Tour is the name for Ariana Grande’s newest tour, where she performs songs from ‘Sweetener’ & ‘Thank u, next.’

person one: “Are you going to the Sweetener World Tour ?”
person two: “Yes! I can’t wait to hear NASA.”

by arianagrandedefinitions March 19, 2019


sweetened iced tea

the best beverage known to men and southerners alike, this dream drink can be found most commonly in the southern region of the USA.

This goddamn sweetened iced tea if fucking lit fam, imma buy a gallon of this and bring it home.

by coopcooz March 13, 2018