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noun: when a man is sitting on the toilet and taking a dumb and a girl comes over and does a reverse cowgirl in mid crap.
Man I had this mexican food last night and I had to take the worst shit, but girl came and gave me a haitian swimming pool.
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When you have gave all your love but it has been drained. Your heart has been broken and will take a long time to heal (like filling up a pool)
No more water in the swimming pool means that your heart is broken.
Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.
Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the night?
Hans: Me too. I took off my pants and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you have that artsy circumcision with the side-flaps. You gotta get that fixed. Your parents did you no favors.
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a possible answer to a "how are you" type question, or a remark about somethings coolness
Stan-"You OK", JIMMY-"no need to worry about me, im cool like a fool in a swimming pool"
Stan- "whose that dude", JIMMY-"IDK, but hes cool like a fool in a swimming pool"
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to overthrow a government
me and my sri lankan besties were taking a dip in the presidential swimming pool
A hilarious rebuke aimed at an individual when they suggest something that you would never, ever do!
Paul: It is almost 10 to 2 in the morning, should we pull those two ugly birds and see what we get?
Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!
A person who is extremely stupid
Is rooted in the story of my friend's brother who worked at the YMCA, and had to deal with a person who was outraged at the fact that they made him leave the pool early, so that a group of mentally disabled people could swim. A person with down-syndrome was seen pointing at the man and laughing, "You don't get to swim in the pool!!." Now how do you react when A person with Down-syndrome is making fun of YOU?
"I wanted to see what would happen if I tied steaks to my nuts and ran in front of a feral dog."
"You do not get to swim in the pool."
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