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Dick Swinging

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When men exude copious amounts of cockiness and pride and exhibit an inflated sense of self worth.

Avery: I definitely nailed that job interview, there no way I wont get the spot. But don't worry you still have a shot. I probably wont accept it anyway, it's not even that good.

Anna: Ugh, please! I'm so tired of your dick swinging

by Turkeybitch January 20, 2019

57๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


dick swinging

Trying to out do one another, engage in a pissing contest (qv).

Politians are always dick swinging in the House of Commons.

by Slipper April 13, 2006

46๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dick Swing

when a nigga dick hard and he text the first bitch he deems fuckable. (when you stop thinking with your head and begin thinking with your penis.)

trey(mr. makeothappen): fam u slapped that shordy yesterday shes murked.
Jaden(chocolate): fam cool out it was jus a dick swing.

by Mr.makeithappen01 December 29, 2017

11๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


dick swing

When your penis makes a massive change in size. Usually describing the penis going from a state of shrinkage to a boner, or vice versa.

1. "Damn, that girl's so fine she made me do a dick swing!"

2. "Dude, it was so cold that I got shrinkage even while my girl was giving me a blowjob I got shrinkage!"

"Whoa, dick swing to the max!"

by Board 8er February 17, 2006

6๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


dick swinging

is when a male gets naked

"bro what you up to right now" "nothing much, im just dick swinging"

by dickswingin March 25, 2020

1๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dick Swinging Contest

an ego laden interaction usually (although not always) involving men where each individual tries to out do the the other in knowledge and or acheivements. Often seen in corporate settings and family get-togethers

Fuck me! That was a waste of time. I actually thought we could get something done at this meeting. Instead it turned into a Dick Swinging Contest!

by Mr Jameson October 23, 2010

70๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Big Dick Swinging

"Big Dick Swinging" is a phrase used to instill a sense of wellness and optimism into ones self before attempting to overcome a challenge for which one is not prepared.

Jill: "Are you ready for the math exam?"
John: "I'm going to walk into that exam Big Dick Swinging!"

by DrBONGhITS420PHD December 13, 2013

50๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž