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#1 for gettin money, banks, watches, weapons, chocolate and weed!!!
At the center of Europe,Switzerland is one of the most multiracial country. We speak 4 main languages: French, German, Italian, Romansh and of course English.
My watch is arrivin right from Switzerland...
Ooh man!In switzerland we got the biggest market of weed..let me get this fuckin white widow...
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Switzerland is neutral like Wednesdays - the week is half over and only half to go until the weekend
A: Hey bro! Happy Switzerland!
B: What? Why Switzerland?
A: Because Wednesdays are neutral - it's not the beginning of the week and the week is half over!
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Country where even cow poop is neutral.
Switzerland takes shit from nobody but cows
cow poop country shit neutral
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European country, although not in Europe, Switzerland is home to people who live together but never speak to each other except on exceptional circumstances, however then in English (which is not an official language despite there are already 4 of them). Being a neutral country, the military service is mandatory and equivalent to about one year altogether for each male citizen. If neutrality was in need of protection, each male citizen has a military assault rifle ready for use at home. However, no one ever thought about using it to kill someone else: Swiss people are very respectful of instructions and were prohibited to use their rifle for military purposes.
Switzerland is considered a tax paradise, not because of its taxes (which are quite significant eventually) but just because the other countries would prefer that their citizens come back paying them in their jurisdiction instead of elsewhere.
Typical dialogue between two nationals in Switzerland:
- Grüezi !
- Désolé je ne comprends pas.
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*A European country.
*To be neutral; to be neither good nor bad, to neither attack nor be attacked; derived off of Switzerland's peaceful, stable nature.
"Switzerland makes cool knife kits, and is said to have lots of banks. ^_^ Then again I say that because I hear a LOT about how people deposit some of their money into Swiss banks."
-me
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Switzerland is a beautiful small country in Europe!ITS THE AWSOMEST EVERRR!!!you better love it!!
Swiss Chocolate is from Switzerland!
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switzerland is a small country in the middle of europe. It's a neutral country. It's famous for its beautiful mountains called the alps. or the good cheese & chocolate. In switzerland four languages are spoken, the most spoken language is swissgerman. It's a small, cute & beautiful country.
switzerland is a small country in europe
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