Swoosh

A proper (posh) person may act swoosh.

They are very swoosh.

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SWOOSH

When you push out a shit that barely touches your rim hole. This type of shit usually takes less than 5 seconds to get out, remains in one piece and isn't too wet or too dry.

"Tommy saved a fuckload of toilet paper with that there SWOOSH! He only gave a courtesy wipe afterwards."

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Swoosh

When used, the word means that you find another petson attractive or appealing. It is the sound that womans' panties make when they are coming off. This act is usually prompted by seeing an attractive person.

Amy: Did you see Marks new profile pic? He has no shirt on and sweat is glistening off his arm muscles.

Amber: Swoosh!

OR

Amber: Amelia is so damn sexy. The way she bites her lip drives me crazy.

Brandi: I know right? Swoosh.

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Swoosh

Finn "swooshed his hair"

Finn likes to "Swoosh" his hair

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Swoosh

Verb. State of mind.

A description of joining the fun or appreciating something that makes one exceptionally amused or happy.

Friend 1: Wasn't that an awesome song?
Friend 2: Totally wants to make me swoosh!

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Swoosh

Means anything and everything, except what you think it is (physcology right here) it can legit mean anything. #swooshsociety
Also it does not mean an uncircumsized penis Brayden

Yo selena, swoosh.

Hell yeah i want a slushie

Swoosh

When someone doesn't understand or catch a joke, the joke "flies" by their head.

person 1: "Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?"
person 2: "Why?"
person 1: "The box said 2-4 years!"
person 2: "What?" (person 2 doesn't understand joke)
person 1: "swoosh"