Tailor Made

A man who is willing to give up his manliness/ or be emasculated in order to pursue a girl he is in love with. The name originates from the popular reality T.V series "I love new York" Season 2. Whose winner (Tailor Made) was the definition a class "A" pussy who enjoyed being willingly controlled by the woman we have come to know as "New York"

Dude I think ill just stay at home with my girl tonite, she doesnt like me going out all the time.

Stop being such a Tailor Made

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Tittie Tailored

When woman with delicious breasts modifies her top, blouse, or shirt to enhance the presentation of said titties.

Tugging and tearing her Tee-shirt, Tiffany Tittie Tailored her top to tout her two taut and tawdry tits. The tah-tah transformation totally tantalized Trevor. Teased, Tongue tied, and tranced, the Tittie Tailoring triggered Trevor to trip, taking a tumble toward the tasty twins.

Corey Tailor

A Tailor that sizes and tailors jump suits for special occasions. The adjective being "Corey" which is Greek for "jump".

"Where'd you get that awesome slipknot jumpsuit?"
"I know a Corey Tailor"

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know your tailor

To know the person that is giving some informations about you, creating your image in front of other people. It can be both, positive and negative statement.

A - Somebody is telling some image-building things about you.
B - Yeah, I know my tailor, it's Clair from the first floor.

or

A - Who can tell those smearing things about me?
B - You have to know your tailor before you accuse somebody.

Tailor your asshole

Tailoring an asshole is a very delicate procedure where a man with a beard of great girth licks your asshole. This is a very delicate process because he must lick it like an ice cream scoop on top of a cone. His beard may touch, but only on the cheeks never getting in the way of the actual anus. Due to this delicate process a sober hobo or bum can be used, but is not recommended.

Mustaches of any kind, neck beards, goatees, and mutton chops are not suitable substitutes.

"I got my asshole tailored so good last night by some guy at the party." - White Young Female in her 20's

"Bitch, I will tailor your asshole so good tonight!" -Older Black Gentleman in his 40's

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taking him to the tailor

The act of getting someone in trouble with the police, a supervisor, boss, etc...(Hence having them hemmed up).

The act of violence towards another after sizing them up.

John- that dude got snitched on for slinging now he's all hemmed up. Phil- yeah now them fuckers are taking him to the tailor.

Bill- look at Jim sizing up Paul, he's probably thinking about taking him to the tailor.

Jenny- poor Kenny, look at them cops slipping the cuffs on him, they are taking him straight to the tailor.

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tailor allen dow

a fuck boi with a small penis and only lasts 7 seconds in bed also a major dick

garrett: did you hear tailor allen dow had sex with dayton!?
me: yea i heard he only lasted 7 seconds what a fuck boi