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An good way to start an interesting conversation.
I shat on the floor so as to get my guests engaged in a conversation.
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To make a bad situation or anything that is in shitty condition worse.
Come on man, don't smoke weed after I just got a ticket!
You're crapping/taking a dump on a pile of shit!
To release a huge flagon of ass compost. Not your everyday trip to the jacks.
Like a normal poop at double, triple or even quadruple butt load.
Rohan has the insatiable need to take a huge dump after a night of carving up tinder guys and eating hot curry pujas
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When a native canadian woman get's anal sex from a white man.
Hey guys, I wanna "take it to the dump" with cindy tonight.
After taking a girl from behind you ejaculate in your hand and slap her butthole with it (therefore) taking it to the (dump)
I was taking it to the dump last night
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Similar to "Take a dump on me". Although instead of having someone's bowels emptied upon you, a homosexual (gay) person is referenced therefore adding the effect of the situation being even worse than when a normal dump has been taken on you.
Larson: Man my girlfriend and I had a huge fight last night and broke up.
Ben: Really? My girlfriend and I 69'd and then 96'd all night long.
Larson: Take a gay dump on me!
Benjamin: When and where?
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A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.
Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
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