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the most unbelievable, fucked up tales and adventures that can only possibly take place when one is either lit up on some crack, or on a quest for the elusive mega hit. hence, CRACKY TALE
"... i was at the Spot and i was wearing sandals. and this motha fucka handed me some soap. he said, you touched it, you buyin it. i told him, fuck that shit ITS SOAP. i threw the shit on the floor and this motha fucka pulled out a machete. i started bookin it and ran outta my flip flops...."
to which you respond "cracky tales..."
or this one co-worker of mine who rides a bike with no seat on it who called in sick one day
"... i was downtown right, and i was drivin (this fucking crackhead rides a bike)...and this guy came up to me and tried to jack me with a serrated, blunt, knife. so i got out and 3 guys came outta no where.. all of a sudden there was this gun. so i ran away across the street and i wasnt lookin and got hit by a car."
cracky tales, cracky tales...
Stories, jokes and articles about Tiger Woods' sexual escapades.
Caddie: " Hey, did you hear the one about Tiger and the three hookers?"
Duffer: "No, tell me; I can't get enough of those Tiger Tales."
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First known novel in Asian, if not world, history.
The Tale of Genji was authored by a female courtier. The tale is about life in the Japanese medieval court.
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Ohh.... Heaven on earth
An orgasmic RPG for the Cube... what more can you ask for?
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telling a lie or a made up story.
Nigga u tellin duck tales! Yo Calvin u and your duck tales.
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split tale- a man who goes both ways. bisexual. "catcher and pitcher."
Billy.......Watch out changing in the locker room in front
Jason, he is a split tale.
The story somebody will tell you after ratting you out on something, the purpose being to keep you from kicking his ass for ratting you out in the first place.
John ratted me out for taking a box of printer paper from the office store room, and his rat tale was that if he didn't tell the boss who took it they would fire him.
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