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A word old ladies use to define penis.
Oh look Betty, little Johnny has a massive Tallywacker
The female equivalent of being pussy whipped.
She had it So good once, she instantly became tallywacked
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The zipper of a FFA jacket
Ex: an FFA member screams “tallywacker” when another members jacket zipper is untucked
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When you have such a great poop it gives you an erection.
*Joe walks out of bathroom.*
Joe: Man, I just got a golden tallywacker!
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1) A polite way of saying cock slap. Often results in a mushroom tattoo if done properly. If not done probably often just ends up in an angry person. Reasons for this include the recipient showing a complete lack of respect towards the giver, a show of male (or female in strange circumstances) dominance and also the most popular seems to be just for a bit of fun. Often uses a left to right motion and in extreme circumstance of severe lack of respect the giver is allowed to add a right to left motion therefore resulting in a mushroom tattoo on each side of the recipients face.
2) A royal English way of saying a handjob.
1)Don't disrespect me girl or i will give you a tallywacker tickle that you will never forget, everytime you look in the mirror you will see your mushroom tattoo and think "damn, i shouldn't have disrespected him"
2) man: Fancy giving me a handjob
girl: No way thats disgusting
man: How about a tallywacker tickle then?
girl: oh one does love to give a good ol tallywacker tickle
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a monstrous penis that is at least 8.5" when flaccid
T-Hut has a whopping tallywacker in his pants
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a term used when a guy tries to have mental sex with you over the internet. cybering
That prick just tried to have tallywacking tits with me!
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