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Pure heart old gentle soul who radiates beauty and love. Often thought of and thing to be treasured.
Hopefully you get a chance to meet a Tammy in your life.
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Tammy is one sick motherfucker. You can never have too many Tammy's in your life. Tammy loves to paaaaartaaaayyyy. whoop whoop
S: wanna go to a party tonight Tammy?
Tammy: fuck yeah Tammy's always down to break the dance floor
S: woo hooo
Tammy: YOLOOOOOOO!!!!! *rips document*
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THE BEST GRANDMA IS THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
Omg tammy is literally my favorite grandparent
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AN EX WHO IS PURE EVIL. One with whom you have a volatile and toxic relationship with. One who manipulates their victim with marathon sex sessions, checks back in when you're happy and blows your happiness up just for fun- like a cat plays with a mouse before killing it. An ex you have such an extensive toxic history with and who that history is such pure awfulness with that you can just SENSE their energy and presence and treachery are afoot..
Ron Swanson:
“Look, Tammy and I don’t work. We are oil and water. Or oil, and TNT, and C4, and a detonator, and a butane torch. Nothing good will come-”
(Ron interrupts himself)
Ron Swanson:
“Wait…”
(Alarmed, he stands up and looks around his office)
Ron Swanson:
“She’s here, isn’t she?”
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When you’re ignored in the group chat and left on read. Originated from ignoring Tammie when she asks if we want to go for tea or to the pub
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A very innocent and sweet girl with good morals.
"Hey Tammy!"
"Hey, what's a condom?"
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Tammys' are loyal and trustworthy people. They are confident and don't give a sh*t about people's opinions about them. But even though they have a calm, kind attitude, there's a fiery temper in there waiting to be released. One wrong move and it's up to bed with no dinner🤣.
Tammys' are very sporty and are amazing musically. They are also academic and have a lot of skills to show off in the big wide world.
If you have a Tammy, never let her go because even though it might not seem like it now, she will be your best friend for life, and the best thing that ever happened to you.
Man 1: aww... That woman was so nice and helped me carry my shopping, I got her number, such a babe.
Man 2: Dude, I know her, she's called Tammy!
Man 1:...
Man 2: Dude.... You got a situation....
7👍 4👎