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Rick styler dancing ; dancing while only moving your legs and hips and keeping your arms straight on your side
Look at him doing the happy tapeworm
A day when no matter how much you eat, you still feel hungry.
"Dude, even though I have eaten 5 times today, I am still hungry. I must be having a tapeworm day!"
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After filling up the condom, the man withdraws it, lets the air out, ties a knot at the bottom, and then pushes it past the balloon knot of the woman. He tells her what he did but leaves out that the knot is there so she has to go shit it out right away.
"man, I never thought I would get out of there so I had to give her a Coney Island Tapeworm just so I could get to the door."
A song stuck in your head, on auto-repeat since 1966.
Having blown their cash on a then-state-of-the-art sound system for the band truck, the guys only had enough to buy one tape. For the last five decades, Martha and the Vandellas had been singing endlessly in his head - "It's like a heatwave, burnin' in my hea-a-art, can't keep from a-cry-in', tearin' me apa-a-art", his personal 8 track tapeworm.
A Bad Cop
An Officer that enforces inhumane laws or pedantically hides behind regulations, political correctness or chain of command to avoid doing their duty
The TAPE refers to their prefixation with “tying things up in red tape”
Yo, that b’tch assed cop is a Tapeworm, I got ass r’ped by a preop lesbian trans woman and they just blew me a kiss and walked away..
A Bad Cop
An Officer that enforces inhumane laws (eg. woke ‘hate crime’ laws) or pedantically hides behind regulations, political correctness or chain of command to avoid doing their duty
The TAPE refers to their prefixation with “tying things up in red tape”
Yo, that b’tch assed cop is a Tapeworm, I got ass r’ped by a preop lesbian trans woman and they just blew me a kiss and walked away..
The act of eating a sour strip candy out of booty
Damn bro I just tapewormed my girl that shit was extra sour !!!!